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gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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if countries were students

  • Australia:

    The class clown who makes everyone laugh

  • America:

    The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates

  • Canada:

    The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day

  • England:

    The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen

  • New Zealand:

    Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks

  • The Netherlands:

    That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores

  • France:

    The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much

  • China:

    The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question

  • Russia:

    The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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